Farmer Dies After Cow Fart Explosion

Dairy farmer succumbs to burn wounds after cow's methane burns off his face


Photo by Stijn te Strake on Unsplash

Dairy farmer, Gary Sear, has died from the burn wounds he received while inspecting a cows rectum. 

The farmer noticed one of his cows acting lethargic and looking a little bloated. He proceeded to give the animal a rectal exam and felt an object blocking the passage. In an attempt to see the blockage, Gary lit a match and peered into the hole. The flame ignited days of built up gas. The cows rear first acted as a torch, melting off Gary's face, before working its way into the cows digestive system and causing a barn coating explosion. 

The average can cow produce anywhere from 70 to 120 kg of Methane per year. Aside from melting faces, these greenhouse gasses are making a significant impact on the earth's atmosphere. 

Cow gasses may not hurt you directly, but they are hurting everyone by increasing the amount of green house gasses in the atmosphere. 

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